seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

by marco28793 June 16, 2022

drake seat

Drake means like cool so drake seat is like the best sear

Anthony: I call the Drake Seat! *gets shotgun*

by Makian6 July 26, 2022

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

Under the seat

A plumber who gives blumpkins

Tyler came over and gave me the under the seat treatment

by Fuckmarkcarney July 8, 2025

Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016