big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004

crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.

Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.

by axaxyup October 22, 2003

toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity

" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"

by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008

Cock Rocket

An explosive projectile ejaculation.

Oh boy that cock rocket went far.

by Gwen January 19, 2004

Dookie Rocket

A projectile piece of fecile matter. Often portrayed as a stool with fire shooting out the back like a rocket ship.

Often used when you have to poo really bad.

"Man I gotta lauch an dookie rocket."

"That dookie rocket had a malfunctional blast off!"

by Hoefert March 21, 2005

Rectum Rocket

Cafe racers, crotch rocket, motorcycles due to the asinine way people ride them.

You can be the nicest guy in the world but when you get on a Rectum Rocket you become an instant arsehole.

by ULTRON 5 December 11, 2007

Nipple Rocket

Nipple Rocket - A rocket that, once fired, seeks out a random, or predetermined, target's nipples, where once attached is irremovable, even after death. The nipple rocket pulls the target by the nipples, at its own will, in any direction, including but not limited to vertical movements. Eventually there is nothing but nipples being dragged around.

"Brad's nipple rocket launched into space, at 3.5 mach, he didn't make it"

"I've had my nipple rocket for 3 weeks, Fuck it hurts"

by FluffyTheRipper April 23, 2009