Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019

riding the dog

Riding a Greyhound bus.

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."

by DJ Blurry Guy March 19, 2018

Dick Riding

Always on someone dick be it good or bad

Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"

Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad

by Yardz September 12, 2022

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

Cry ride

When having sex with with a crying person.

I tock this guy for a cry ride last night, It was realy awkward but kind of hot

by Clam shel July 13, 2016

Dick riding

It’s Someone who so up in your business and they don’t left you THE fuck alone so you say STOP DICK riding ME!!!

Explain: stop dick riding me !!!!!!

by Pinto118 May 26, 2019

riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex

She was great at riding the zipper.

by zipper lover August 27, 2016