Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

by Iscariom June 6, 2014

retard bop

when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.

dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?

by xbopuxr May 20, 2010

retard rangler

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards

Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!

by tardefinition April 10, 2015

dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

Retarded Shark

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.

Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*

by yourmatha July 4, 2011

Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

sleet retard

used to define someone who is a sleet retard

it was made by unavaliable395#8819 after reading a Vrchat world as sleet retard and doesn't truly have a particular meaning

Me: sleet retard
unavailable395:sleet retard
Me: sleet retard
unavailable395:sleet retard
Me: sleet retard
unavailable395:sleet retard

by drekdeeznuts May 18, 2023