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poser

all of these are signs of a poser

1) a kid who does something just because its what everyone else is doing

2) has no style of his/her own

3) does what everyone else does

4) nobody likes them
a kid who starts skating because he started watching viva la bam or rob and big

someone who dresses normal one day and tries to dress like a skater another

POSER
by be be lover February 7, 2009
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proper

a british term litterally meaning to be fucked *proper*. to fuck someone proper is to fuck them correctly.
getting the job done doing it right!
he emceed that set right proper!
by damsel November 17, 2003
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POSER

Someone who has no personality of their own and follows the fad just so they can follow everyone else and agree with the majority of the group even if they believe in something else.
Most of the people who put their pic under gangsta. People who joined MySpace or anything else like that just because everyone else is unless they joined before it became a "fad" or because their friends wouldn't stop buggin them to join.
by MiZz_HoBo099 August 8, 2005
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Pooh Proder

Pooh Proder is a Poofter
There was a pooh proder shaging another pooh proder up the arse
by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004
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poser

A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.
1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"

2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"

3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"

4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"

5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
by Morbidia July 18, 2008
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poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser
Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!
by Poguer July 16, 2008
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phoser

A person who claims to be something they are not, useally coupled with trying to fit into a certain situation. It combines the words phony, poser and loser.
When a person shows up at an event, and it becomes obvious that said person does not fit in, and attempts to do so under deceptive/misguided/sneaky tactics where those in attendance see it as such. "As soon as that person wasnt able to answer what his golf handicap was, and was wearing beat up golf shoes, I knew he didnt belong to the country club even though he acted like he had a membership for quite some time...what a phoser".
by gizziiusa May 15, 2010
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