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professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's
Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90
by Louis January 13, 2006
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professional

some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.
"Don't worry, I'm a professional"
by MissBoo May 26, 2010
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antiwar protestor

One who protests war and who also hates George W. Bush with a passion.
I protest the war, but not in public.
by § July 19, 2004
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protestant

Someone who doesn't follow the Popes rulings, and wishes to understand processions, instead of hearing them in latin!
They also stand up for themselves, who wants to be ruled by ROME?
by ? April 7, 2004
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legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.
Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike December 25, 2004
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Professional

One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.

A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.

A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.

One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.

We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009
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antiwar protestor

Technically, since the definition is 'antiwar protestor':
1. one who protests against anti-war, dumbasses. i.e. anyone who is FOR WAR.
The conservatives for war who protest the liberals against war.
by savingtheday October 16, 2003
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