The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.
Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.
by Interrobanging January 15, 2013
Get the Post Resurrectionmug. Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.
by moistcat March 23, 2021
Get the Selective postingmug. The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
by BigB0bby69 June 9, 2017
Get the post dribblemug. by Jpm26 September 7, 2016
Get the Light Postmug. When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger’s postmug. by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018
Get the Post Malonalisamug. Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.
Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"
Replies: *guillotine posting"
by MrBober August 22, 2023
Get the guillotine postingmug.