Stuffed Pork Chop

When you've fucked a fat person who's missing all of their limbs

"Hey Bro, last night I fucked this fat chick that had no arms and no kegs!". "You mean you ate your first Stuffed Pork Chop, Bro!"

by Brojaam January 20, 2019

Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.

I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.

by Bigjuan4u October 17, 2018

Pork Chop and Bang

The day before Steak and a BJ day, March 13th. Pork Chop and Bang day is used in pre-celebration when there are unfortunate conflicting plans on March 14th.

George had to settle for a pork chop and bang due to a family dinner planned on March 14th.

by El Jackwagon May 11, 2018

nan's pork chops

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.

Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.

by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016

Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 9, 2022

haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017

Sausage & pork hole?

A discrete way of asking for oral sex.

"Do you want sausage & pork hole?'

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016