pooping peepers

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.

Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!

by notfoyotono October 18, 2012

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant

'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'

by Shan0206 February 10, 2014

pooping pad

The pad you put over the leftover defication and liquids in a porta-potty to insure no splash back

Lay down a pooping pad first

by johnphok March 14, 2015

poopingly

Annoying and shit at the same time

Poopingly I didn't make it into the cheer team

by Gabby gab March 19, 2015

piping-mad

Extremely mad, steaming mad. Explosive anger when one turns red in the face, blood pressure gets high & curses loudly.

He was piping-mad about being told to leave the family reunion in front of his children.

by DKNY104 September 6, 2015