Boxford Police 

Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.

Guy 1:Hey man i just got robbed, everything's gone.
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)

Boxford Police by RUNdonthide November 27, 2012

swearing police 

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

swearing police by Dubiks December 12, 2018

Woke Police 

Those that came after Chris Harrison. #bachelornation

The woke police love that woke justice.

Woke Police by HurdyMyGurdy March 2, 2021

Fund the Police 

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.

“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.

Fund the Police by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Instagram Police 

People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying

Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!

Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police

Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police

Instagram Police by salvato44 February 15, 2014

Cringe Police 

so sexy has so much sexer with cece and others. did i mention sex??? sexer?!!!? so much sexiesm.

Cece: Cringe Police came over last night ;)
Caroline: wtf he’s mine

Cringe Police by Cringe Police January 24, 2021

Fuck the police 

Something you fuck in the ass. Biggest gang in the world

The police stole all my weed and smoked it fuck the police

Fuck the police by Police fucker May 8, 2018