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JubeiSaotome aka RobertoFrog.
04:45 PM <RobertoFrog> sawjay what pokemon do u have?
04:46 PM <RobertoFrog> O!!!! IS XERIN IN THE NEW POKEMON???????????
04:47 PM <RobertoFrog> i am a better pokemon man than sawjay
04:47 PM <RobertoFrog> i am the master of the pokemon
by Rock` April 9, 2003
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Pokémon

(Portmanteau of "Pocket Monsters")

Popular video game franchise created by Japanese video game designer Satoshi Tajiri.

It is Nintendo's 2nd largest franchise and involves catching a monster, placing it in a tiny ball and then sending it out to battle against other people who the same thing called "Trainers".

The JRPG games are cleverly constructed so you have to buy multiple versions to actually complete it and Catch Them All!

According to Jon Blythe, the developers think that you are a moon-buttocked whale and that by playing it you be obese and explode in front of a Moped.
Person 1: Dude, have you played Pokémon?

Person 2: No but that explains why you are fat!
by Inferno986return November 28, 2010
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Derogatory term for a lame, often lowskilled player in
multiplayer first-person shooters like Enemy Territory that
uses one-shot kill weapons like Panzerfaust or Rifle Grenades

in order to get easy frags in a non-effective way.

Often kills his self or his teammates accidently.
(pokemon kills only 1 player AND his self with a Panzerfaust)
"haha pokemon single pf nab"
by tretmine April 3, 2010
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Pokemon

When someone’s nudes are leaked and traded
Homie 1: Bro did you see Ashley’s Pokemon

Homie 2: yea that shit was nice
by EsketitEskeet May 29, 2018
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Pokemon

A old person driving a priuses, conserving resources,wasting time, & holding up traffic.
A Pokemon made me late for a date, today, they got on my F**King nerves,
by eddieboy1 400 February 17, 2010
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Pokemon

When Something in a conversation that starts off really good gets ruined by someone else.
The joke was funny until Robert did a Pokemon and ruined it.

"Wow he just did a pokemon"

"Im sorry"
"No dude the damage is done"
"fawk"
by afr☮‽ January 26, 2010
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Anti-Pokemon

gsee also god
by DA SHIZNIT May 20, 2004
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