Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Ass Piss

When only pure juicy liquid comes squirtting out your anus.

Man, those taco's gave me some serious ass piss.

by Toque August 13, 2003

piss weak

When some one or some thing is said to be extremely soft or weak.

1.
Kurt: "is Jay coming to Tamworth ?"
Mini: "naa he's piss weak"

2.

Kurt: "that bloke over there wants to fight me"
Jay: "dont worry about it he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's piss weak"

by Dbridge January 23, 2008

take the piss

To rile, mock, or be a jerk to another person whether or not the person is joking or being serious.

I know what I am so don't take the piss.
Don't worry about him hes just taking the piss.

by nyqs81 September 28, 2005

pissappointed

A combination of being pissed off AND disappointed.

The dad was pissappointed when his son failed the class.

by DJ Lars January 10, 2009

piss-gasm

The titillating sensations one feels whilst urinating. Usually accompanied by a yell or moan, of some sort.

"Oh, Dear God. I've been holding this one all day. Ohhhhh, yea, I'm having a piss-gasm."

by Thekockyroach December 22, 2008

Pissable

When something is possible but pisses you off or makes you cranky.

Yes, it's pissable to change the layout

by nGeneer Fanboy December 15, 2010