Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019
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cody glen parker

A sex god that gets all the pussy
A rough sex pest

Girl your walking funny
Girl 2 yea got ducked by Cody Glen parker
by Agnat71 May 29, 2017
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Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!
Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
by JLB55 November 02, 2021
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beth parker hovercraft

beth is a rlly cool girl. she is very nice and even tho she can be a bitch she will always be there for you if you come to her. she is very amazing and also hot. try not to get in arguments w her bc u will probably feel very bad after
wow beth parker hovercraft is so cool
by Tescoisgay September 27, 2021
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