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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle
Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
mugGet the Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridlemug.

PAN

My friend was being zesty and goofy as fuk so i told him
Bruh stop being a PAN before i slap your ass
by DVTO July 8, 2024
mugGet the PANmug.

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.
"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"
by PashPartake January 31, 2012
mugGet the buttering the panmug.

Pan caking

Pan caking is a sexual act that goes as follows.

One person starts out by laying flat on the ground with a second person standing above them the person standing above them begins to jerk off and when reaches the point of ejaculation lets it go all over the person lying on the ground then another person lays atop of the original person lying on the ground and then the person standing repeats the process, the more people you have the more can stack on top eachother like pancakes
"Dude i was at an orgy last night and we started pan caking, you should try it with us sometime."
by Tacodawg21 September 28, 2025
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pan head

a guy who licks out other guys girlfriends and keeps it sly, they also have face to flange ratios of 1
He is such a pan head, Will is gonna kill him
by carepause May 18, 2011
mugGet the pan headmug.

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