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black-n-decker pecker wrecker

braces in the female mouth....if used during felatio, will shred the man's penis
"dude, your sister is a black-n-decker pecker wrecker"
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pecker checker

A man, regardless of sexual orientation, who has a habit of glancing (or checking out) at other men's penises.
John makes me feel uncomfortable. Have you noticed how he looks at everyone's dick? I think he's a pecker checker.
by Jack Shepard June 11, 2006
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pecker wrecker

describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.
My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.
by chonger December 28, 2005
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Candace Parker

Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.
Damn, did you see Candace Parker win the Slam Dunk contest?
by Joia Robertson August 19, 2008
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peckerhead

a wire box for an electric motor
open up the peckerhead and rewire the motor
by hardcorejesus July 29, 2003
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Arctic Pecker

The shrivelling of ones penis due to cold weather systems and/or penis submersion in cold water
"It's too cold for sex darling, ive got an Arctic Pecker"
by Captain Skeenmouse March 16, 2005
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baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.
John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'
by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
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