pussy pumping

a.) the act of pumping one's pussy in a physical pelvic thrusting manner in another's face.

...yead, dude she was totally pussy pumping my face so i gave her two bucks..

by tewfihsixxxqq November 27, 2009

Pump out

(verb) to have an abortion
(noun) an abortion

She had a bun in the oven so she went for a pump out

Mary got her bastard foetus pumped out at the clinic

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Double Pump

When something is f*cken awesome, excellent - something goes your way or goes to plan! "Double Pump" is said with one fist clenched, one arm movement, extend out and then is brought back into the chest. Twice, hence the "double pump"

Angie: "Hey that band Douglas Fir are playing at The Alley tonight"

Lizzie: "Ohhh awesome, Double pump"
(must include the action)

by Liz and Ang January 31, 2005

pump fake

When a guy comes close to getting a girl in bed but she backs out at the last second.

I got pump faked twice last night

by Bryon Daniels September 19, 2005

Rumpus Pump

Same thing as "wedding tackle".

"Pumps and a bump" causes Rumpus Pump spunk dump. Beeeeeyatchhhh...

by Fecesboy May 24, 2004

pump driver

Pump Drivers: predominantly female drivers who "camp" out in the passing lane then lose track of what they are doing, letting their foot off the gas a little causing a decrease in speed by 5-10 mph. If these pumpers see you trying to pass they realize they let off the gas a little too much and speed up making it difficult to pass, they often like to hover next to another vehicle making passing impossible on smaller highways. If you manage to get in front of said driver they speed up and pass you as if you offended them in some manner magically finding the accelerator as they whip past you 5-15 over the speed limit. After successfully getting back in front of you only 1-2 miles later being in the same predicament as before causing the victim of their stupidity anger and frustration. If you experienced this or a situation like this congratulations you just met the "pump driver" or pumper for short.

I got stuck behind a pump driver and couldn't pass for 8 miles.

by BecauseBacon March 3, 2014

Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009