pimp ride

Any exceptionally long and extravagant car. Pimp rides are often adorned by accessories like chain steering wheels, fuzzy pom pom fringe, fuzzy dice, spinners, specialized suspension, superfluous neon lighting, mud flaps sporting silhouettes of nude women, or mirrored disco balls.

Did you see that Cadillac?

Yeah, it was a serious pimp ride.

by J. Tournoux August 2, 2006

Pimp in distress

Needing help, In Trouble, Distess call, SOS.

"Pimp in disress, help, help "Pimp in distress. Have no fear underdog is here! Thanks. Okay what cha need. nuttin.

by Fat_Boyh September 25, 2006

pimp-punch

1. A scolding technique used by TRUE pimps who would rather punch a bitch than slap a bitch.
2. If a hoe (that prostitutes under his/her respective pimp) tries to get feisty and/or doesn't pay his/her pimp taxes, the pimp then has the authority to pimp-punch them.

(Women can also be pimps.)

Mike: "Yo, did dat bitch run off wit yo chedda?"
Pimp ABC: "Hell naw. I straight up pimp-punched dat hoe."

by Yonas One March 20, 2008

PIMP COOCHIE HO

A prostitute, street walker, crack whore, etc. that belongs to a pimp.

Bradley slapped out his pimp coochie ho after she refused to hand over the money.

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

pimp squared

pimp squared
Also known as pimp² or pimp to the power of two

:: More pimp
:: Double the pimpness

Nathan is pimp squared.

by Tekk27x February 13, 2005

pimp sling

a sling worn around the neck to hold up and maintain an extremely long and girthy penis.

dude, i got a new purple velvet pimp sling for my bro yesterday!

by zemsten January 11, 2008

pimp nautical

Like pimp nasty, only more yacht prep.

Sam: Wow, Jill's shirt is so pimp nautical.
Bill: Wow Sam, you're really white.

by ausmile December 22, 2008