pipe-shaker

Noun: A gargantuan turd; specifically, a bowel movement large enough that it shakes a house's plumbing upon being flushed. This can be used for descriptive purposes or derogatory.

Oh man, that shit was massive, a real pipe-shaker! My wife said she felt the rattle by the kitchen sink!

by RamonChingon September 16, 2015

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

dung pipe

another word for the part of you body where excretion exits. often used explicitly when defining anal sexual tendencies. word derives from dung (shit) and pipe referring to your anus

my dung pipe was on fire after that indian food

by clare mc fadden December 21, 2016

pipe candy

Crack

I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

pipe-ish

an attractive male who possesses many a desirable qualities including being: dangerously handsome, funny (in both the laugh with/ at manner), magically inclined (tah dah!), sweet in disposition, the inspiration for a rare, valuable, and desirable international currency, an absolute nerd, and muscular in stature/ jacked! Also those defined as pipe-ish may display the following characteristics: they have a highly addictive personality and should steer clear of games containing gambling, hexigons, and multi-coloured cubes, in addition they are considered quite adorable in the sense that they are easily adored and respected by all who are lucky enough to know them! :)

That tall male with the long hair (hahaha) is completely pipe-ish!

by Lance Gymbo December 9, 2008

piped that ass

Delivering anal sex with a large penis over a prolonged period of time. The act of laying pipe, lots of it.

Jay: Man, I piped that ass for 2 hours… now my girl won’t ever give up that ass again.

by Cupofschnibbide September 2, 2022

pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!

Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!

by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020