bag pipe

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

alabama pipeline

A sex act where the man takes a shit and the woman uses the solid baton like turd as a dildo.

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Pipeline last night.

by bigjimmy1224 January 4, 2009

Canadian Pipeline

The Canadian Pipeline, not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their butt. Then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others ass.

Alex: Hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? I had chili for dinner.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 26, 2008

apple pipe

Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)

I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.

by where am i? March 8, 2005

Pipe Bomb

The source of the mysterious ticking noise.

Snape: What IS that mysterious ticking noise? *checks room* Not over here, not over there. ... Kinda... catchy.

**LATER**

Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Everyone: YAYYYY!

*EXPLOSION*

Voldemort: *creepy* Muuuawahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

by Xandra Ben December 9, 2009

piped out

when you dick a bitch down so good that it make her run home and tell her daddy how trill the dick was

White hoe: "Daddy, I got piped out by that black guy you work with last night"

White Hoe's Dad: "WHAT, I'm gonna KILL THAT NIGGER!!!"

by H-tine Ridah July 20, 2010

fart pipe

An oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). Its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. Popular among 16 year old white boys who think they're black.

This also leads to the expression: The bigger the exhaust, the smaller the penis.

That little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his crappy Civic. It woke me up at 5am, so I called the cops.

by H8Hondas July 24, 2005