Penis

Large bit of skin that pisses and cums.

My Penis is hard

by Darcyishere February 25, 2019

Penis

A big dingaling hanging where a vagina is or would be. If your gay it would be shoved up an asshole but if your straight you shove it up a vagina. You only do this when you have a boner. That is a hard penis or dick.

Girl-UHHH, babe your penis is fucking all up in my vagina!
Boy-I know. You like it?
Girl-Yes babe I love it!

by Gay Boi 69 March 3, 2019

Penis

A thing Girls/Homosexuals crave like a fat kid and his Twinkies...

"Wow, Daquan has a large penis!"

by Who do you think I am?! March 30, 2015

Penis

Male genitals

"Hey look" said jerry to tom "my penis slipped inside your mom"

by Iam_ disletcic January 2, 2017

peni

some one how think they have a big penis but they really have a one inch destory

mostafa is a peni

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Peni

A more logical plural for the word 'Penis'

Your mum takes all of the neighbouring men's peni

by AustisticOrangutan March 4, 2018

Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020