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Pan

dont be a pan
by !??@# May 24, 2022
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pan

A frying pan. Or a weapon if you use it the wrong way.
Also means pansexual.
A: Hey can I borrow your pan?
B. Wtf why would you take my pan guy??
by hydrofungus July 26, 2023
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Pan-Sexual

An individual who is aroused by the thought of or act of, playing Panguingue.
Michael had a romantic evening planned with his wife, but being the pan-sexual he is, decided to play pip with Art.
by Murray M Sheldon January 3, 2021
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pan

1. Spanish for bread
2. Acronym for pansexual
3. A frying pan
1. Me gusta comer pan
2. I have a pan friend
3. You fry using a pan
by the random. December 13, 2021
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sausage pan

Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.
You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.

You: Okay.

You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.

Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.

You: OMG! So true
by anonymous May 22, 2022
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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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pan-spank-sual

A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.

Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.
Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.

Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.
by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024
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