boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."

by gnstrlove November 22, 2016

Phone dick

Another word for phone sex

I'm too lazy to give her the D so she getting some phone dick tonight.

She ugly but I need to bust a nut so I'm gonna give her that phone dick.

by BurntS November 9, 2014

I phone

A phone that is better than any other phone

What kind of phone you got an iPhone wow a i phone what is better than any phone

by Big puss puss October 18, 2019

Phone sex

Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds

(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!

Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh

Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa

by AmazingReals March 21, 2019