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Fat Smuggler

I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.

Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."

"Dude, not really..."

"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."

"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."

"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."

"Dude, total fat smuggler..."

"Burn."
by m3plus4 May 14, 2009
mugGet the Fat Smugglermug.

and I'm fat

Originally created as a discrete warning code for women to explain why they are cranky or unreasonably upset. It describes the bloated and uncomfortable feeling that a woman has when she is having her period. It has also become a phrase that tacked on to the end of a self absorbed rant to indicate that you know you are being stupid and silly, but that you feel like hell nonetheless.
"My life is going nowhere, I am so unmotivated to figure out what to do about it. There is nothing I want to eat in the house. And I'm fat."
by Illustrator February 3, 2004
mugGet the and I'm fatmug.

fat tongue

thirsty or dehydrated to where your tongue feels like it's taking up your whole mouth.
Macie, I have fat tongue. Lets go get something to drink.
by yoshmacang September 26, 2009
mugGet the fat tonguemug.

Fat-a-pillar

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
by f'd January 2, 2011
mugGet the Fat-a-pillarmug.

Fat Steve

A person resembling a whale, often homo sexual with a mental disability.
That guy is defenitly a Fat Steve
by SKITZ-M8 August 2, 2016
mugGet the Fat Stevemug.

fat rolls

*me wears crop top*

Abbey*2 seconds after walking into the locker room*: I can see your fat rolls falling out of your shirt
by thatbitchinthecorner December 26, 2019
mugGet the fat rollsmug.

Fat Freshman

A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.
After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.
by Birdman77 July 7, 2010
mugGet the Fat Freshmanmug.

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