40 and Bored

When you and your partner decide not to do something until your 40 and bored.

Bf “ hey babe wanna do this “
Gf “ no not until we’re 40 and bored”

by Maddog1399 May 26, 2025

I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.

Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

ur room is boring

What a girl says if she wants a guy to send dick pics

"Ur room is boring"

"i'm too tired to send dick pics srry"

by little yeety October 18, 2017

Boring bre

Man got whipped up n stopped hittin raves n dat.

Guy 1: Bro you on Fabric tonight.
Guy 2: Na g, man's on dat boring bre vibes.

by dogbre123 May 18, 2022

Boring

Kiara.

girl “kiara is the definition of boring like look at her”

boy “i know i would never date her like eww”

by hehehefu November 21, 2021

bore-athon

Extremely long, boring meeting.

Staff meetings are supposed to last one hour and stick to an agenda, but the manager lets certain people go off on tangents, and we end up stuck there for an hour and a half. That's why we call them "bore-athons."

by Jiffer June 3, 2011

Bored as cunt

To be very fucking bored. The most bored you can be.... ever

This lockdown has made me bored as cunt

by Si Williams January 10, 2021