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Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
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miami springs

the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s
me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs
by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020
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Palm Springs Nachos

Fisting a youthful man with cheddar cheese, jalapeños, and a robust enchilada sauce
I got wasted on Arenas last night in Palm Springs, and ended up making Palm Springs Nachos
by Cryptic 617 May 13, 2023
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springs steamer

A person from Springs, South Africa shits on his girlfriend/wife chest. Sometimes his girlfriend/wife could be his mother/sister/dad
Can't wait to have springs steamer from my boyfriend, love the smell
by macdaddy84 October 17, 2019
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Wound to spring

When there is built up potential energy on the verge of becoming kinetic.
Don't mess with him today, he's "wound to spring".
by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022
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Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.
"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
by annataskerlover April 25, 2023
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Soda springs idaho

A shitty town with shitty people who only care about themselves and are very ignorent twords me
I come from soda springs Idaho
by Bruhhhhh 69 August 13, 2021
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