Noodlejuice

A hot, murky brown liquid, the byproduct of noodles and hot water.

After I finished my noodle cup, I drank the noodlejuice.

by Tailsfan44 August 11, 2014

noodle penis

A long and skinny penis. The average noodle penis is around 2mm in diameter and 4 feet long.

"Hey, how was jimmy?"
"He had a noodle penis ;)"
"That must've been great. Did it come out of your mouth?"
"You know it ;)"

by Meghan5sos December 12, 2015

chicken noodle hoagie

Used by members of the US Military to describe something utterly useless or otherwise ineffective.
Lit. - A Hoagie made with chicken noodle soup
A version of the more popular soup sandwich

Look at that REMF, he's a god damned Chicken Noodle Hoagie.

by "Yak" October 17, 2005

Long Prairie noodle

The process originating from Long Prairie, Minnesota, in which a young highschool boy tries to give a girl his "noodle", or in other words penis, for sexual purposes. Penises in this region are notoriously slim and small and therefore given the nickname of a "noodle".

Travis was feeling very emotional towards his girlfriend Amanda last Friday night and decided to propose to her in giving her the "Long Prairie noodle" in his bedroom later.

by Curt Hatfield October 29, 2007

My arms feel like noodles

The act of getting so high to where your arms feel like noodles, and you get the stanky legg

I'm so high my arms feel like noodles.

by Ak brahhh April 11, 2011

wet noodle

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

by lilraerae March 29, 2009

noodle

to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect

"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'

"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"

by Dr. Ew 22 October 26, 2008