Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016

Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.

I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.

by Paybuuuu May 17, 2018

mellow noodle

A hot girl that knows she's hot, is terrible at sex and lays in bed like a mellow noodle.

The model was a total mellow noodle last night.

by Ubeugly March 21, 2016

Danger noodle

Another word for Penis

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”

by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021

spack-noodle

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.

Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle

by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017

High as a noodle

When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.

Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"

by VFortuna February 22, 2021

Perv Noodle

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

by Ginger09 January 22, 2017