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food theory

A youtube channel made by Matpat, the creator of fnaf /j. Matpat has also created Game Theory and Film Theory. These beloved channels have taught me more than middle school could ever dream of
“what’s your favorite theory channel?” “food theory” “you are so cool man oh my goodness it’s the best one out there
by Langrow June 26, 2021
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Auxiliary Food

Noun: An extra piece of food that you cook with no intention of consumption for the current meal, but with knowledge of the fact that you will be hungry again shortly after. (Also applicable to intentionally ordering extra food at a restaurant in order to fulfill the same purpose)
Jack: Why are you cooking four hamburgers for dinner John? I told you that Kim couldn't come and it would just be the three of us for dinner!

John: Dude relax, I'm just making some auxiliary food! You know I'm gonna be hungry again later.
by 315Mitch September 26, 2009
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food parasite

a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
by kajoe December 21, 2009
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Pig Food

The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.

2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
by Frankie Vee April 13, 2011
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food lube

Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.
This mustard makes for awesome food lube.
by blaip October 13, 2010
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Wiki Food

Food that you need to look up on wikipedia to know what your eating.
hummus. lumpia. udon. balut. These are all Wiki Food.

Yea. I bet you have to Wiki at least one of those.
by Halvyopolous July 24, 2010
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walking food

A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)
Have you seen the walking food over in Aisle 12?
by harryballsonya July 6, 2007
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