Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.

Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.

by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014

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cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

by AJ Rules The School February 13, 2020

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sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac August 13, 2017

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Street Noodles

Being killed in an excessive gory manner on the street, so much though that the gore looks like noodles.

Staring at a homie who git got by the drive by.

"Damn this nigga got turned Into street noodles."

by MRMars85 January 13, 2019

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Bunny Noodles

A euphemism for the cuss word "Fuck". It provides the harshness in the tone of voice, yet the innocence of it's text, A very good replacement for a swear word, making the world a much kinder place!

Person 1: "GAH! BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES! I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME TODAY!"
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.

by Professor Leeroy November 27, 2013

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