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noodle daddy

When someone is the daddy or "master" at making noodles. While the term daddy is used it isn't sexual, but merely means that someone is a master with noodles.
Person 1: Hey, you making lunch
Person 2: Yeah I'm going to be making some noodles.
Person 1: Aw sweet. You really are the master of noodles.
Person 2: Call me the Noodle Daddy
by Prime Rebel August 3, 2018
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Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.
Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling
by SśS January 30, 2019
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goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
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prairie noodling

The act of noodlinginside a person’s (preferably a young girl of slight stature)rectum whilst they are prairie dogging
Grandson:Hey grandpa, want to go prairie noodling?

Grandpa:I can’t since your mother has grown up and filed a lawsuit against your father and I for doing it to the dog
by Carl Chesterton the III September 4, 2018
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Frontal Noodle

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!
by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018
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Noodle ho.

A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact
Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.
by ianlikesbigballs June 6, 2018
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Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.
I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.
by Paybuuuu May 17, 2018
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