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Game brain

A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.
Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.
by a j a x March 15, 2017
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Squid brain

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"
by HawkRing August 11, 2016
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Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
by NinjaGing January 23, 2020
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Shit For Brains

Noun:
Only the best of the best could be shit for brains, It's what is sounds, shit for brains, is when they had a reconstituted brain with the primal source, YOUR TURD.
You fucking threw that check for 10mil, you shit for brains
by Mean dood March 31, 2020
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Krill Brain

Someone who's brain is equal to that of a krill's; stupid ass
Damn bro, you really be using that krill brain today huh
by big shlong john April 16, 2020
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Poor Brain

The effect of poverty on logic and reasoning
Why do poor people act stupid and commit crimes?

They have poor brain
by Tillyboy February 24, 2020
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brain balling

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.
by unizebra September 10, 2020
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