Ninja Turtle Feet
Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.
Ninja Turtle Feet by Mrmcchicken March 9, 2012
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ninja fortnite by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020
Ninja Beers
Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.
Ninja Beers
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"
........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!
...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"
........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!
...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.
Ninja Beers by Bhat September 30, 2006
Ninja Girl
The Hottest kind of Girl ever. To fit this definition, a chick must:
-be hotter than a herpes pee-burn
-be wildly sexually aggressive
-be proficient with the Shadow Arts and all kinds of weapons
-be able to walk through walls
-have an ass like 'that'
-play video games
The Ninja Girl is an ellusive breed, and usually ends up being lesbians much to the chargrin of malekind.
-be hotter than a herpes pee-burn
-be wildly sexually aggressive
-be proficient with the Shadow Arts and all kinds of weapons
-be able to walk through walls
-have an ass like 'that'
-play video games
The Ninja Girl is an ellusive breed, and usually ends up being lesbians much to the chargrin of malekind.
Person 1: "Man, I was talking to this chick Rachel and she was SO hot..."
Person 2: "No shit? Tell me bout this chick!"
Person 1: "Dude, she was the hottest chick ever... she plays counter-strike, can strip down AK-47s in 17 seconds, has an ass like BLAM-O and has a clit ring!"
Person 2: "Oh damn! I know who you're talking about! That's Ninja Girl Rachel! Bitch is on FIYAHHH! But..."
Person 1 & 2: "SHE'S A LESBIAN :( "
Person 2: "No shit? Tell me bout this chick!"
Person 1: "Dude, she was the hottest chick ever... she plays counter-strike, can strip down AK-47s in 17 seconds, has an ass like BLAM-O and has a clit ring!"
Person 2: "Oh damn! I know who you're talking about! That's Ninja Girl Rachel! Bitch is on FIYAHHH! But..."
Person 1 & 2: "SHE'S A LESBIAN :( "
Ninja Girl by therealtruthson November 30, 2010
Ninja Rocks
Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.
Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.
Ninja Rocks by Jeff June 17, 2006
ninja stomp
Eric: "Jon lets go ninja stomp that ho on the corner"
Jon: "Ight but while we ninja stomping her lets beastmode dat ho 2"
Ho: "WTF U DOIN TO ME!!"
Jon n Eric: "Ninja stomping u"
Jon: "Ight but while we ninja stomping her lets beastmode dat ho 2"
Ho: "WTF U DOIN TO ME!!"
Jon n Eric: "Ninja stomping u"
ninja stomp by Eric Drury July 4, 2008