Rockstar Nap

falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.

Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!

Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!

by white man in black suit September 13, 2010

Binge Nap

When you take a nap that lasts significantly longer than normal. Usually two hours or more.

I got off work early today and took a binge nap. I didn't get up till after 7 PM.

by tttommm February 23, 2011

tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.

"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".

by She-who-never-gets-the-remote June 14, 2011

fear nap

The overwhelming sense of fatigue and required shut down for sleep brought by intense periods of stress.

Did you see that kid? He was so scared he went into a fear nap.

by angrybovine November 12, 2011

AIDS nap

Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.

"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"

"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."

by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014

Netflix Nap

Drifting in and out of consciousness while watching random series or movies on Netflix.

We don't have class today so I will be taking a Netflix Nap for the rest of the day.

I took such a hard Netflix Nap my shows started to mix in with my dreams and before I knew it the Doctor was saving the cheerleader and the world again, after we were falling off a cliff tapdancing.

by Zwei 5 April 16, 2014

sauna nap

To sweat and drool on yourself while sleeping, resulting in being hot and sticky when you wake up.

Person A: Damn son, you look like you got jacked!
Person B: Naw man, I was just woke up from a sauna nap.

by BigTymer23 July 11, 2014