diene mutter

Your mom in german

Person A: who is that?
Person B: its diene mutter.

by Im gonna kms June 7, 2022

tangy mutt

A vagina or "mutt" with a particularly strong piquant flavor or smell. One that is sharp like citrus or the smell of sea air.
An acquired taste that is sometimes coveted but often disparaged by philandering play boys.

Wow, that's one tangy mutt you have there love!

by trainian October 6, 2022

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

White Mutt

White Mutt: noun: a white person that is from so many places you don't know where all they're from without from without an ancestry test. they will often tell you the exact percentages they get on any ancestry test they may get.

friend 1: I'm 20% German, 10% Irish, 2% Polish, 1% Scottish, .01% Jewish, 40% Scandinavian, 20% icelandic, but the reason I tan is because I'm 0.0002% Cherokee princess.

friend 2: girl. shut up. ur just a white mutt.

by bongflavoredprozac February 9, 2023

Drug mutt

A person who does multiple drugs at one time. Often referred to as a drug cocktail.

He is such a drug mutt. He did cocaine, molly, and ketamine all at one time.

by ~Rosa~ May 6, 2023

punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

Micro-muttering

Speaking in a very inaudible voice to oneself within earshot of others. People around you ask, "Are you talking to me?" a couple of times since you are having your own back-and-forth conversation; one voice out loud, but not loud and the other, in one's head.

Billy, are talking or listening to me? I asked you twice to speak up. Oh sorry dear, I was simply micro-muttering.

by goodone! June 20, 2023