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high angle muff

Closely resembles a fighter pilot making a high angle attack on his/her enemy. In this case the pussy is elevated at a roughly 90 degree angle above the cock. In the final moments she swoops down instantly swallowing the cock while crashing onto the balls.
"Boy, I could really go for some high angle muff right about now!"
by HighAngleMuff11C July 11, 2016
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Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.
Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!
by Zombiestl October 8, 2017
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Crush that muff

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019
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Granny's Muff

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink
by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
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Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010
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muff dagger

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger
by algarve dave December 14, 2004
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Muff 2

A group of female socially retarded halfwits, who have terribly boring home lives,and no real life friends
Muff 2.. Merkins,Recluse, Hermit, Losers
by Bobswife February 19, 2009
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