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drunk mail

1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.

GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009
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Me-Mail

Me-mail is impersonal bulk-mailed brags and boasts, electronic or otherwise, whose self-promotional nature glorifies the sender and irritates the recipient.

Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"
Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"
by obillo April 10, 2009
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mongolian mailbox

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.
by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009
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bloody mailman

When you prop up on the toilit and take a shit so fierce that your anus ruptures cause a violent flowing package of shit and blood leading to a bloody mailman
My stomach didnt feel right one day and my friends told me be ready for a bloody mailman
by Hellcross June 2, 2016
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Booty mailman

Every once in a while, the booty mailman comes around. When the booty mailman comes, he will leave toilet paper with letter shape looking like normal mail in your bathroom. There could be one or many. It’s made out of a toilet paper roll. When you receive it, you have to cherish it. Think about why it is arriving to YOU. Think about what you want in life. Manifest if you’d like. The booty mailman is bringing so much hope into your life and will make your biggest wishes come true. All you have to do, is believe.
Hey the booty mailman came today, I’m not sure what I’ll try to manifest through him but it will be life changing!!
by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 31, 2020
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Pho-mail

A phone call, usually from a co-worker, who calls to tell you he/she sent 'just you an email' in order to make sure you received it and then proceeds to tell you everything in the email.
(phone ringing)
James: Ugh. It's Kathy-with-a-K calling to tell me about the email that just popped in the corner of my screen. What a waste of time.
Cathy-with-a-C: She loves her some pho-mails, dun't she?
by Antonio López de Santa Anna November 21, 2022
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Is Best Mail For You

The phrase, "Is best mail for you!" is partly responsible for the unique voice of Homestar from the website homestarrunner.com. It was originally a phrase spoken by Homestar creator Matt Chapman as a prank when he was altering the system sounds of his brother Mike's computer. He initended the sound bites to sound like a young Japanese girl. Homestar's voice resulted.
Matt: "...it was supposed to sound like this little Japanese girl so when he got mail it's like, 'is best mail for you!'".
by Matt Cowan December 31, 2007
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