Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

MODAQUEEN

You are lucky if your friends with a Moriah. Moriah’s are the crackheads with good grades. Moriah’s usually say 2 cuss words per minute when their not mad. Moriah’s are the type of people that would start a game like pushing everyone off of a hill, then call all the boys to join in, then she would presume to brake her glasses and tape them together. Moriahs also are the people who say “ break it up ladies” when 2 boys are fighting. Moriah’s are hilarious and usually say dumb things like no u and noice.

A Moriah’s best friend would be another crackhead, usually an Aafia

MODAQUEENs are crackheads.

by Aafini08 December 20, 2019

mondal

Not your friend. Your colleague.

Mondal: I'm your Mondal.

by yolo_sweg January 2, 2020

Monday Party

A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday

Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day

Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success

Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven

Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time

by juliabiala January 19, 2020

Monday

the day f the week where you have start school and forgot about your weekend!

Aw man its monday!

by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020

Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

by Meh life March 15, 2020

modarian

He is a very sensitive and sexist person he loves his friends and would risk his life for them. He loves soliman soo much and hes his best friend. However he has a very huge and muscular thick dick that everyone would like to get a taste from, boys or girls. He will always be gentle to u and lovable and he is very muscular from top to buttom. He gets annoyed when his lovable one ignores him, so he acts like a ass whole however he fixes things with a gift of anything u want

modarian bought a car for his love because she was sad from him and he fucked mariam

by modarian April 10, 2020