mortal

a living being that is powerless, and can die only once

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: frick

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

Moriah Abraham

Short Af, Boy sick, good grades tho, and genuinely tries to be nice.

Moriah Abraham is in love with Grande

by Poundatron March 15, 2022

Moral Girlfriend

A woman that is with a gay man or trans who supports him/her as if they are together but aren't actually together.

An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.

This is making me uncomfortable I need my moral girlfriend (M.G) right now.

Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.

My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.

Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.

by Spiritualbarbi3 April 4, 2022

Mortal Kombat Swaying

The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games

"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..

by Shadownaki April 6, 2022

Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Morsal

the worst person ever if you have a friend named morsal do not trust them fully

"You're acting just like a Morsal!"

by >_o May 18, 2022

Moral pizza

When a work company buys pizza for every instead of giving better pay/better working environment

They gave everyone moral pizza instead of better working conditions.

by anonymous June 9, 2022