moist

Most the feeling of fitting in with a crowd;cool

Bro! That's so moist!
Yeah it's definitely not dry!

by MorlanGuy June 10, 2016

Moist

The cunt made me so moist.

I want his dick in my moist pussy so much.

He put his penis in my moist vag

by BigBoibby May 25, 2016

moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 16, 2016

Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.

When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.

by Vomit Club October 3, 2016

moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.

On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.

by Bewiggedroom43 December 6, 2016

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016