Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
by jayke0655 December 23, 2020
by Biggie Flex July 08, 2019
by Lucy360 May 17, 2021
by G1LOGIC February 15, 2020
Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.
by DWBB January 11, 2016