Bait for fatasses. Usually has a play-area for snot-nosed 5-year-olds to spit on each other, piss down the
slide, cannonball into the ball pit, and end up with a wicked nose bleed, giving the other
kids aids.
Don't go to McDonald's unless your fat, wanna get fat, or have a
snot-nosed little shit that wants to become a
Happy Meal addict.