math help 

1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.

Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.

math help by friggin kyle August 28, 2010

Math Finance 

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.

i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.

Math Finance by cod1008 November 19, 2010

math notes 

Marijuana, pot.

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.

math notes by shadowpunk December 2, 2010

Math Class 

Math class may often be mistaken for math yet they are in fact very different.

Math on one hand is extremely useful for life skills and job requirements and to succeed in the future... While math class is filled with 90% hot garbage and homework that we have to waste 25 out of 24 hours in our day to complete! ):<

1. You’re almost as bad as math class!

2. You’re so mean! When you die you’re going to math class!

3. Were you born in math class or something! You’re so evil!

Math Class by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018

Math is power! 

Statement that basically means “WOW! That’s brilliant!”

Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!

Math is power! by Plasmus October 13, 2018

Math C White Gang 

The gathering of the finest specimens at the front of the math C classroom. These legends are too smart for maths a/ general

Teacher: "MATH C WHITE GANG ARE WE FINISHED YET."

MATH C WHITE GANG: "NOOOOOOO"

Math C White Gang by Crandice May 22, 2019

Math Class 

Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.

Peter: You ready to do DUMSHIT in math class today!?
Emmit: HELL YEAH!!!!!

Math Class by kjdshlawpromiseaksdghvlevanfis January 30, 2020