Bingle Male

A man who is so many that he exists outside of the realm of possibility by choice. He cannot be found on Thursday and can dye his hair blue by choice. This type of male is very awesome and will make women spontaneously combust on sight.

Wow, I wish I was a Bingle Male! I would be so swag.

by Bingle Prime October 1, 2022

Obama male

An Obama male is a male who will casually commit war crimes with swager and style above both alpha males and sigma males and will dominate other men.

Johnny just broke the Geneva conventions he's such an Obama male.

Adam just asserted his dominance by having sex with Jason he's such an Obama male

by Jay010603 January 4, 2022

Finnegan (male)

Finnegan (male) is the hottest man you will ever meet I meen this guy gets mad bitches. They normally have dirty blond hair and can make any sex fall in love with them

Finnegan (male) is so hot he has never been rejected wow I wish I was as hot as him he is so cool.

by Finnegan_sherrick May 22, 2022

Popcorn Male

Looks innocent enough until u apply the heat then pop pop, you're dead

The bullies realized too late that he was a popcorn male

by cheekyarmadillo February 10, 2022

celery male

Tall, skinny, redheaded male who poops like crazy, and clogs the toilet. (like 2 foot long turds) who eats fresh fruit and vegetables, mostly celery.

"wow, that turd was massive, he is probably a celery male."

by vaxerino April 4, 2022

hunk male

A Hunk is an attractive man who is tall, muscular, bearded, confident and usually tanned.

Have you seen Diego lately? He just turnt into a completely hunk male!

by CominoMunoz April 13, 2022

Digamma Male

Named for the letter of the Greek Alphabet which went extinct centuries before the Romans took over, the digamma male is a member of a forgotten community, in retirement, or from the Silent Generation. Usually they are Korean War veterans, or victims of the Great Leap Forward, and are almost all dead. The influence that they put out into the world is absent from social media, and indirect. They have left little evidence of their existence except in history books. All credit for their work goes to contemporary politicians. Their work is unseen and thankless.

In the understandable traumatized attitude of the Digamma Male, my grandfather never talked about his time as a marine in Pusan, not even to his wife on his deathbed.

by oron61 April 18, 2022