sauteed mushroom 

this is what arabs, indians, and various asians use to refer to there penis.

Varkey Luke: Hey baby try my sauteed mushroom it is so good!

sauteed mushroom by wolfman691 October 11, 2009

Poison Mushroom 

A girl named michelle who looks like a Poison Mushroom

When Michelle puts on Shawna's striped hat, Michelle turns into a poison mushroom

Poison Mushroom by Anonymousjusgn October 20, 2010

The Mushroom 

When your partner puckers their lips and you place your mouth around their lips and suck with varying pressure. Suction accompanied by violent shaking of the head is known as a Spanish Mushroom

Dude I was making out with penelope last night and when I gave her the mushroom I knew she was hooked

The Mushroom by hotoatm3al December 22, 2014

wild mushroom 

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

wild mushroom by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Greasy Mushroom 

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

Greasy Mushroom by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

Space Mushroom 

A Mushroom in space that gets you ULTRA HIGH!!!!

oohhhh space mushrooms :D

Space Mushroom by god is a bidoof July 27, 2016

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake by n1qq4s May 31, 2017