Minge cringe

When a girl sees an ugly lad she has slept with

Oh my god there's my ex .. he's so ugly I've got minge cringe

by Kawysgs November 22, 2016

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ming daddy

Mingdaddy is a term used to describe a man with an unusual power over women.

A Male of supperior looks. A player of players. A romantic lady killer.

That O.G. has been a ming daddy since 1982!

by ricewithsoup December 1, 2016

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Ming-Leung

Someone who is skilled at fabricating clapping sounds using only one hand, by shaking it up and down at high speed.

Will: Hey, why aren't you clapping your hands like everyone else?
James: Well, I just can't help it, I'm a Ming-Leung.

by PrayforSnotty November 7, 2019

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Minge

Known word for female genitals or vagina flaps

Sarah! I can smell your minge from here, have shower asap!

by Bitchole69 April 7, 2019

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Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

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Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

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