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spitroasted milf

Fourty-something who likes “it” coming and going. Think about it.
We all had a great time with Bill’s mom after practice. We spitroasted milf all night
by MicheilArchangel September 28, 2017
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Miles

Miles is charming, sweet, creative and extremely intelligent. He LOVES sharks. He doesn’t like to take risks and can be quick with his temper. He is a very loyal friend and will always fight for what is right. He has a huge heart that he wears on his sleeve. He is a good listener and loves to cuddle. Miles is incredibly handsome and girls are attracted to his beautiful smile and his witty sense of humor. You will always smile when you are with Miles!
Wow, look at that smile! It must be Miles!
by redzippylips January 22, 2013
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miles per gallon

Measure of the distance a vehicle can travel by consuming only one gallon of fuel. Multiplying this ratio by the total capacity of a vehicle's fuel tank gives the maximum mileage the vehicle can travel in one trip without refueling.
"This new compact car gets over 30 miles per gallon."
by aggiecsguy July 10, 2003
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MILF

Mother I'd Like to Facebook.

Someone's mom that has a) a facebook account, and b) considerable attractiveness, so much so that you would even go so far as to poke her.
"Dude, Rob's mom is a total MILF, bet you a twenty she'll accept my friend invite."
by Rikushix October 27, 2008
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MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front

The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao, Philippines and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government. In January 1987, the MNLF signed an agreement relinquishing its goal of independence for Muslim regions and accepting the government's offer of autonomy. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, the next largest faction, refused to accept the accord and initiated a brief offensive that ended in a truce later that month. The Mindanao-based Moro Islamic Liberation Front fields around 2,900 troops.
The MILF was formed in 1977, over 20 years before the movie American Pie came out, took the abriviation, and made it famous for something entirely different.
by anonymous October 10, 2004
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milf

You: Hey Aunt Betty! Your Looking Great! You Are A MILF!!

Aunt Betty: What is a MILF??

You: a "Mighty Interesting Lady Friend",Of Course!!
by Joeinomaha September 4, 2005
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miles

damn miles is so musty
by pottymouthmark October 29, 2018
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