logan paul

Logan paul is a disgusting man who is stupid and should be banned of yt

why?

becAUSE HE RECORDED A DEAD BODY!!!

AND HIS APOLOGIES !!! OH NO NOT TAHT DEAR OGD OK SO IN HIS FIRST APOLOGY WAS ON TWITTER AND HE SAYS : "i dont do it 4 views, i get views!!1111" RLY?!?!?!?! RLY!?!?!?!?!?!? AND GUESS WHAT YT DID?? ALL THEY DID... WAS PUT THE VID ON F**KING TREDNING ARE U KIDDIBNG ME?!?!? DEAR GOD PLZ WHY DO I HAVE to have yt plz tell me

loganpauler83980 :have u heard of logan paul???!11111
john: shut up

loganpauler83980:why?
john : I SAID SHUT THE F**K UP!!!! F***k YOU AND LOGAN PAUL! EAT SH*T

by rock.ps May 28, 2018

mormon legal

The age where mormons will finally date (16)

"that new boy is so cute!"
"i heard he was a mormon."
"damn. i wish i was mormon legal!"

by martine_sumptin or other September 27, 2011

Logan

Fat wemo fucktard

Person 1: Man, that Logan kid is totally gay and emo.
Person 2: Moer liek wemo LLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111

by Tatlin December 10, 2008

logan

(Adj,verb,noun,pronoun,adverb)

A cheeky kid who thinks touching his nips make him Micheal Jefferson.. HEHE

Also inculded him to be gay and have a strong liking to Brandons or Mir.Goormans

Dakota: Wow nate dont be pullin a logan on me
Nate: HEHE!!

by RafiRey007 January 25, 2010

Legally Blind

Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.

Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"

by Beeep22 February 24, 2015

Logan

Highest form of brilliance. Conqueror of greatness to the highest expertise. Carrier of excellence. A man who's body was chiseled by the gods them self. If one's name is Logan, he shall fear none, unless thy is a fat sea witch. When a Logan opens his blinds in the bright and early morning, he shall find nothing but the pastiest broads on his side of town. Most of which he will never return a phone call to. To be a Logan, one must consume and live only off of the planets finest beer, whiskey, and marijuana. An enemy of god.(but that is besides the point.) On one's bed, rather than pillows, you will find a Logan uses the plumpest breasts to rest his head upon every night. Logan's religion is based off of death metal, and takes part in rituals and ceremonies of fecal burning on neighbor's doorsteps. Why do these ceremonies occur you may ask?...because fuck em that's why.

The Logan is known to also have a system of method.
L: Lewer into hope
O: Obtain ones love
G: Get it on
A: Abandon emotionally
N: Never speak to the broad again.

skeeze bag broad: Oh my goodness there's this guy creeping hard on my facebook page.

random: he must be a Logan

by logsythrash March 4, 2012

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005