jangle leg

a man with an extremely large penis

Girl that jangle leg rooted my pussy so fine, I couldn't walk for a week.

by Cap'n Swag November 24, 2017

ostrich leg

When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.

Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”

Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”

by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019

dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

leg wrestle

Code word for u want to have sex

Come here baby and leg wrestle me

by Swagsnapbacks June 19, 2016

Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi

I legged a jobe

by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020

facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.

by Slick2500 July 23, 2016

stanky leg

the feeling of hot yummy poo going down your pantlegs

my dog hit me wit da stanky leg
oh ok

by Justa urbandictionary worder May 11, 2023