When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.
I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.
by Clcasspirate February 14, 2014
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White trash ghetto far flung suburb of Chicago, some new developments have been made to give new light, but be prepared to hear gunshots noises and loud ass cars flying down to the lake at 3am..
“Omg did that guy just steal the porta potty?”
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Get the Salt Lake Shitty mug.One of the biggest shithole cities in southern florida. either nothing but crackheads, trailer trash, ex-convicts or drug dealers. The scum of the earth, might as well be called Lake WorthLESS instead.
I have to go to lake worth and get my car fixed in the middle of the ghetto by a guy named Rusty who just got out of jail.
by MKpctv January 13, 2007
Get the Lake Worth mug.a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.
laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"
local: "you must be a laker."
local: "you must be a laker."
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Get the laker mug.The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally the leader of ice exports to near-by Chicago, the quiet birthplace of some Styx members, has now swelled to a population of about 50 thousand. The govenment flawed, the school system is surprisingly above average, churning out State Pom titles like so many ice blocks of yesteryear. Having every chain store known to Illinois, the city has become quite the commercial hub for the Northwestern Chicagoland area. And in the process quietly annexing surrounding wealthy townships with all the ferocity of a hungry hungry hippo. The discoverer, Ziba Beardsley, was quoted as saying, "My parents have given me quite a terrible moniker," and "This lake is as clear as crystal"
Chip: "I heard Crystal Lake Pickling and Canning Company once owned a dilly of a pickle factory in the downtown district of our fair city"
Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"
Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"
Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"
Chip: "Story of my life."
Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"
Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"
Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"
Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"
Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"
Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"
Chip: "Story of my life."
Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"
Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"
Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"
by Ch!p July 24, 2008
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