Loosener

A substance added to a dry meal to aid in the process of mastication.

"Excuse me waiter, this Beef Wellington is a little dry. Could you ask the kitchen to send out a Bisto loosener?"

by Gassyman June 8, 2013

Loose Moose

A term used for a promiscuous, overweight woman.

Damn, sounds like a loose moose just walked into the Sizzler.

by sonic8or December 20, 2013

The Loose Linguini

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!

Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

by KROCK420 May 4, 2010

Loose editor

An editor that doesn't care at all about the site or what definitons get through, so they publish/delete any definition in front of them without bothering to read them. You'll be lucky to get the good kind who will publish your definition on a whim.

I, a loose editor, sat there for about three minutes publishing pages of definitons before i got bored.

by A loose editor. April 29, 2007

loosology

Question that inherently has no answer. Statement that can neither be true nor false. Backformation and opposite of tautology.

"This sentence is a lie." is a loosology because if it's true then it's false, and if it's false then it's true.

"What is north of the north pole?" is a loosology. You could answer "nothing" yet when you get there you can keep going in the same direction.

"What should you say to someone who won't listen?" is a loosology because if there were an answer it would be inherently pointless.

by Bob Stein October 26, 2008

Looser laps

To drive around a a mall, park or any place where people gather in a search for females or just trying to look cool, usually with speakers on blast with several people in the car.

Look at those dumbasses doing looser laps it is like there third trip!

by Kyle and kenny August 17, 2008

loose kittens

Female version of "free balling" refers to when a woman lets her pussy run free.

Dude Kelly must be easy she was loose kittens in geology today!

by titanfan January 18, 2011