mall kittens

a less mean version of a mall rat. does not imtimidate the elderly or anyone else..

those mall kittens need to leave the store, even though they aren't doing anything.

by windywildy November 7, 2015

Rainbow Kitten Surprise

When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.

When you come in hot but they come in hotter.

When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.

Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”

Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”

Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”

Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”

by Word Flirt October 7, 2025

kitten

A pet name creepy dudes give to women, often underage ones.

Neckbeard: Hello, kitten.
Teenage girl: Ew get away from me

by AtlanticComputer December 14, 2020

debate kitten

someone who is pursued for debate with a sexual intent

"He was tearing apart all my answers in class, and then tried to flirt with me. Someone tell him that I don't want to be his debate kitten."

by oilonwater March 8, 2023

Kitten Whiskers

When two bottoms rub their pubes together.

Me and Johnson are gonna go do Kitten Whiskers.

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card

by R3Ked May 26, 2020