Kevin

A small Dick biotch that is also not that funny . He is super irratating and is white.

"Kevin is so lonley"

by Supa-hammah June 26, 2018

Kevin

The sexiest guy that you can ever meet and he also likes to masturbate a lot a lot and he also wants to fuck a girl named callista(all kevin want to fuck callista)

Kevin fuck callista

by fdsafdadsafd November 14, 2019

kevin rudd

1. Chief Nerd of Australia - also known as leader of the communist/union party of australia. stole over $300,000 from the state of Queensland during his time as a civil servant. known supporter of Osama Bin Laden and gay marriage. see gay cunt

2. The kind of smart arse who disagrees with everyone and everything for the sake of it and is often seen wearing a smug smirk. see gay cunt and queef

1. Did you just see that GC Kevin Rudd saying how much he loves karl marx?

2. Did you just hear Goldstein arguing with the teacher? He was arguing for so long that we missed out on lunch. What a Kevin Rudd.

by K-Ruddisgay August 4, 2007

A Kevin

When you have sex in the gift store of a cracker barrel

I gave my ol lady a Kevin last night after dinner at the Cracker Barrel

by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018

Kelvin Martin

The real "50 cent" was a guy who didn't care what he did. he was feared by many people. stole from many people. but was gunned down supposebly buy a guy named "wayne perry". months ago the punk ass, fake ass, pussy ass, bitch ass, wannabe gangsta ass, dick in da ass muthafucka 50 cent finally paid for his head stone.

(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Who am I gonna rob, kill, or beat the shit outta. today i know I'll take out that punk bitch who stole my name.
(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Hey!!! u da bitch who stole my name imma fuckin kill u
(50 cent the bitch rapper.) naw man i didn't take your name ( pushing buttons and whispering in phone.) police this is curtis jackson i need help this guy gon kill help arrest him do sumthin.
(Sirens, police) kelvin martin your coming with me your doing life.
(rapper 50) ha ha ha thats what u get for messin with a snitch. ha ha nigga i told u nigga.
(the real 50 cent) fuck you (shooting and hitting people.)
(rapper 50 Crying ) aw man u killed the cops man
(the real 50 pissed) yea and now its your turn bitch. (gun shot) punk.

by Joker 14 September 2, 2006

kevinism

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!

Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).

by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008

Kevin McHale

In his prime unstoppable in the low post. One of the best players ever with his back to the basket. He could also rebound and block shots. A conerstone on the greatest frontline ever in NBA history along with Larry Bird and Robert Parish. He won 2 NBA Championships with the Celtics in 1984 and 1986.One of the 50 greatest players to ever play.He was also a master at fundamentals with an array of headfakes and pivot moves.Was an ugly ass man but greatness doesnt always have to be pretty.

"Did you see Kevin McHale fake Kareem Abdul Jabbar out of his shoes with that drop step baseline spin move?"

"Wow did you see Kevin McHales stat line the other day in the paper? He had 35pts 22rbs and 7blks."

by HonekyT June 11, 2006